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tupacabra:

on the computer with your mom behind you like

the fuck do she wont

221cbakerstreet:

kittening:

a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans

a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums

do you see the problem with this

a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY

and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction

so-tired-of-running:

del0ppus:

If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think

My love for this post is unbelievable.

lizuhd:

how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass

j4vh:

cenedict—bumberbatch:

Jokes on you; they end up burned on the ceiling.

sup-kimmy: myfandomwilleatyours: ITS TRANSPARENT YOU JUST CAUGHT MY BLOG. Everyone needs a transparent pokeball on your blog, you just have to.

sup-kimmy:

myfandomwilleatyours:

ITS TRANSPARENT YOU JUST CAUGHT MY BLOG.

Everyone needs a transparent pokeball on your blog, you just have to.

encantamoda: beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence. On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad! Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased. It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father. Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper. Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. “You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.” The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak. “When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.” wow ❤ wateva blog ❤

encantamoda:

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

wow ❤ wateva blog ❤

musik-box:

This is 100% what everyone does in their room when they are alone, and this girl filmed it. Bravo.

nimrod-calci asked
Three things to do if you're bored: Walk into Walmart (or just a store) and shout "What year is it?", and when they say "2013", yell "IT WORKED!" and run out. Hide a walkie-talkie in an outdoor tree (preferably near a congested sidewalk) and scream when people walk by. At your school, go into the classroom closet and stay there for the entire class period making strange noises every now and then. It is suggested that you make noises audible only to those around the closet and not to your teacher

Beautiful.